Funny Share your jokes here (not for minors!!)

[Nighthawk]

Well, Rip Cord couldn't wait for the next instalment so I decided to write one up!

 

[Rip Cord]

yea, the ladies can't keep their hands off each other when they're around me

 

[Gh0st]

Do they have a choice?

 

[Rip Cord]

No, but if they give me any trouble, should I send them to you or to Nighthawk?

 

[Gh0st]

Nighthawk!
I already have 1 death sentence... err wife

 

[Nighthawk]

Nighthawk!
I already have 1 death sentence... err wife

LOL that sounds wrong - almost as wrong as "I already have 1 accident... err son"!

 

[Gh0st]

lol I've had that accident 4 times
Tripped over and fell on my wife

 

[Nighthawk]

lol I've had that accident 4 times
Tripped over and fell on my wife

...without a shield to protect yourself!

 

[Storm Shadow]

Once Chuck Norris had sex in an semi trailer, some sperm hit the engine.
We now know the semi trailer as Optimus Prime.

 

[Gh0st]

How does Reese eat her soup?

With er spoon

Bad joke I know, the funny part is her pulling the "don't you know who I am" to a cop when her husband got pulled over for drink driving

 

[Nighthawk]

How does Reese eat her soup?

With er spoon

Bad joke I know, the funny part is her pulling the "don't you know who I am" to a cop when her husband got pulled over for drink driving

Not as funny as "measuring dick sizes in inches as opposed to centimetres"!