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Gh0st

Australia's finest since 1981
I'll get the ball rolling with a nice crude joke :p

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks.
Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!
 

Rip Cord

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I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat that I notice a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
 

Nighthawk

Hentai freak
The British Countryside from a crackhead's perspective - weird, but wonderful! :p

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Gh0st

Australia's finest since 1981
*trying to avoid the obvious* :S

"There once was a guy name Enus
whose name sounded a lot like anus"
 

Nighthawk

Hentai freak
Once upon a time, there are two ladies named Summer and Wynter and Summer told Wynter to "take her clothes off as it is now summer time". After Wynter complied to Summer's wishes, Avril, who is Summer's stepsister, decides to set up her camcorder for the special occasion and then jumps in and plays with Summer's and Wynter's genitalia, only for Wynter's friend, June, to get aroused by the sex scene and then ends up jumping in as well.
 
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