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Discussion in 'General chat and banter' started by Gh0st, Feb 12, 2013.

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  1. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    Well, Rip Cord couldn't wait for the next instalment so I decided to write one up! :p
     
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  2. Rip Cord

    Administrator Staff Member Admin Developer

    yea, the ladies can't keep their hands off each other when they're around me o_O
     
  3. Gh0st

    Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

    • Gh0st
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    Do they have a choice? :p
     
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  4. Rip Cord

    Administrator Staff Member Admin Developer

    No, but if they give me any trouble, should I send them to you or to Nighthawk? :p
     
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  5. Gh0st

    Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

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    Nighthawk!
    I already have 1 death sentence... err wife
     
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  6. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    LOL that sounds wrong - almost as wrong as "I already have 1 accident... err son"! :p
     
  7. Gh0st

    Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

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    lol I've had that accident 4 times :p
    Tripped over and fell on my wife
     
  8. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    ...without a shield to protect yourself! :p
     
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  9. storm shadow

    Techbliss Owner Admin Ida Pro Expert Developer

    Once Chuck Norris had sex in an semi trailer, some sperm hit the engine.
    We now know the semi trailer as Optimus Prime.;)
     
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  10. Gh0st

    Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

    • Gh0st
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    How does Reese eat her soup?

    With er spoon

    Bad joke I know, the funny part is her pulling the "don't you know who I am" to a cop when her husband got pulled over for drink driving :p
     
  11. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    Not as funny as "measuring dick sizes in inches as opposed to centimetres"! :p
     
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