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    Discussion in 'General chat and banter' started by Gh0st, Feb 12, 2013.

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    1. Apr 10, 2013 #21
      Nighthawk

      Hentai freak Admin

      Well, Rip Cord couldn't wait for the next instalment so I decided to write one up! :p
       
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    2. Apr 11, 2013 #22
      Rip Cord

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      yea, the ladies can't keep their hands off each other when they're around me o_O
       
    3. Apr 11, 2013 #23
      Gh0st

      Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

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      Do they have a choice? :p
       
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    4. Apr 12, 2013 #24
      Rip Cord

      Administrator Staff Member Admin Developer

      No, but if they give me any trouble, should I send them to you or to Nighthawk? :p
       
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    5. Apr 13, 2013 #25
      Gh0st

      Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

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      Nighthawk!
      I already have 1 death sentence... err wife
       
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    6. Apr 19, 2013 #26
      Nighthawk

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      LOL that sounds wrong - almost as wrong as "I already have 1 accident... err son"! :p
       
    7. Apr 20, 2013 #27
      Gh0st

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      lol I've had that accident 4 times :p
      Tripped over and fell on my wife
       
    8. Apr 20, 2013 #28
      Nighthawk

      Hentai freak Admin

      ...without a shield to protect yourself! :p
       
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    9. Apr 21, 2013 #29
      storm shadow

      Techbliss Owner Admin Ida Pro Expert Developer

      Once Chuck Norris had sex in an semi trailer, some sperm hit the engine.
      We now know the semi trailer as Optimus Prime.;)
       
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    10. Apr 22, 2013 #30
      Gh0st

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      How does Reese eat her soup?

      With er spoon

      Bad joke I know, the funny part is her pulling the "don't you know who I am" to a cop when her husband got pulled over for drink driving :p
       
    11. Apr 22, 2013 #31
      Nighthawk

      Hentai freak Admin

      Not as funny as "measuring dick sizes in inches as opposed to centimetres"! :p
       
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