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Discussion in 'General chat and banter' started by Gh0st, Feb 12, 2013.
Well, Rip Cord couldn't wait for the next instalment so I decided to write one up!
yea, the ladies can't keep their hands off each other when they're around me
Do they have a choice?
No, but if they give me any trouble, should I send them to you or to Nighthawk?
I already have 1 death sentence... err wife
LOL that sounds wrong - almost as wrong as "I already have 1 accident... err son"!
lol I've had that accident 4 times
Tripped over and fell on my wife
...without a shield to protect yourself!
Once Chuck Norris had sex in an semi trailer, some sperm hit the engine.
We now know the semi trailer as Optimus Prime.
How does Reese eat her soup?
With er spoon
Bad joke I know, the funny part is her pulling the "don't you know who I am" to a cop when her husband got pulled over for drink driving
Not as funny as "measuring dick sizes in inches as opposed to centimetres"!
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